harleydog (harleydog) wrote,
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Wishes

Dear 1-800 numbers, please stop calling as soon as the baby is napping.
Dear Sal the Cat, please stop wandering around meowing as soon as the baby is napping. It's like you have some wierd 'baby's sleeping' radar. It's annoying.
Dear Weather, please warm up so I can get out Christmas shopping. Minus 30 is way to cold for the baby to go out in.
Dear construction workers, please stop pissing out the patio doors of the new development, I can see you from my living room. I don't want to see your wiener, that's gross, and I shouldn't have to close my curtains all day.
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